Your baby is dank. I mean, that little thing is chill as hell. Lying in its crib, playing with some stupid mobile, like Check this thing out. The dumb mobile is not that cool, baby, but you are. You're the dankest lil bb on the block. I know this. Your parents know it. But how do we prove it to the neighbors?

For $29.99, we do it with the Baby Marijuana Costume, on sale now at

"This Halloween dress up your baby in our most outrageous costume yet! The baby marijuana plant costume is just the right combo of cute and edgy that is sure to get stares and laughs from everyone."

Brandsonsale, incidentally, is the same retailer that brought you "Sexy Ebola Containment Suit."

[h/t Cannabist, Image via Brandsonsale]