Hey dudes, I have a question for you, but before I ask I just want to make sure you know that this is not because of anything I've observed firsthand, but because of something I heard. I think you're straight until you say otherwise, and feel very justified in this based on your baseball cap, default manspreading, chill vibe, and job as a construction worker, police officer, cowboy, soldier, leatherman, or Native American. In fact, I hope Tom Cruise is as straight as they come. I never thought he wasn't!

With efforts made to preserve your brittle masculinity and narrow-minded sense of it out the way, I would like to know if you go from being bro-tomatic to...not like other guys once you get some marijuana in you. Does weed make you temporarily gay? When you get high, do you just want a big cock to suck and a man who fucks the shit out of you? Anyone? Anyone?

I ask because a few weeks ago, someone posted such a query to Reddit:

I'm quite a hardcore pothead but I quit at some months of high intensity studying. I feel very attracted to girls and not at all to men when sober, but when I get high I just want a big cock to suck and a man who fucks the shit out of me.

Anyone else happens to have the same effects? Just curiosity, not that it really bothers me since I'm still attracted to girls while high, but I sometimes feel weirded by male friends with whom I don't usually feel attracted to.

PD: this only happens when I'm WAY too high, a few shared joints don't put me like this, but oh boy, when I'm on the edge of passing out in the couch...

Like anything that sounds too good to be true, I want to call bullshit on this straight dude who goes from fiending for marijuana to fiending for cock, but he received a few responses from people claiming similar experience, like this one:

Same here man! Or I don't think it's temporary really but I don't think I'm gay or bi either. Or maybe a bit bi but I've stopped thinking of myself like straight, homo or bi.

I like to think nowadays that whatever you're in the mood for at some points in your life doesn't have to define you. Weed made me realize that I like the thought of dicks, and also being penetrated. But the thought of being together with a man and being intimate on a romantic level kinda hard to stomach.

But I'm attracted to dicks and I enjoy being penetrated and submissive. I love smoking a spliff and then doing some anal masturbation to some shemale porn, that's the second best thing about weed. The first being just messing about socially with some friends. But usually when I smoke alone I end up with some kind of dick porn. Someday I might find a gal to put on a strap on and fuck me, but until then I'll just do it on my own!

Is marijana why so many kids today don't believe in labels, or are those sexually fluid hippies drawn to all kinds of devilish things including his weed and sexual interests? Is getting high making people gay, or is being gay making people get high and then forget that they got high to cope with sexual confusion? Are we all too burned out to really know anything at this point? Are you gay, yes or no? Are you sure? How sure are you? Huh? Huh?

"Does weed make me gay?" is a question that people have been asking on the internet for years now. This Grass City post doesn't ask but tells: Smoking weed made me gay.

I was smoking since I was 14. I was always interested in girls and usually had a girlfriend. When I started to smoke weed I became less interested in girls. Now I find myself fantasizing over men and hot trannies a lot of the time.

I don't know what it is about weed but it made gay.

And then there's a little animated version of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ below that post.

Someone in that thread offered a salient counterpoint:

then don't smoke weed??

or be a gay man.. the choice is yours

but i don't see how the hell weed makes you gay.. i can't stop thinking about puss when im blitzed.. mm puss..lol

Please share your stories of weed making you gay below, and let me know if you need a smoking partner :p

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